Yes, yes, si...its time for a new journal entry!!!
But what shall we discuss today my friends, hummmm?
What are you thankful for...well I am thankfull for my huge penis of course,
and I am thankful I am not dead yet! I am thankful for my 93 Ford which is still alive too and I am thankful for Fox News!!!! I am thankful for that super hot chick named Lauren on Red Eye last night...oh the fantasies she gave me.
I am NOT thankful for people slamming my avatar. Truth be told you want pussy to assholes unless you have alternative lifestyle (meaning you are queer) I have nothing against gays (thank god) btw
Anyhow enjoy you alternative life and hopefully the rest of us will get some pussy!
Speaking of pussy , my cats are running amok. The little shits sure have fun playing chase, bite the kitty on the ass, hide and seek...etc. Ah, to be able to enjoy a simple life like that...oh man.
Goodbye Paul Walker...he has gone to hang out with James Dean.
For some reason the conspiracy theorist are back on the political forum.
Man, that George Bush was some kinda genius to pull off all the stuff they say he did. And the liberal media say a guy that smart almost choked to death on a pretzel...jeeeze.
The world is full of injustice, like right now my underwear stink and Ive only worn them three days...that is injustice my friends.
I think its about time we all embrace our inner racists, its ok. The NSA cant' look inside your head yet...I think? I think therefore I am? I am because I think I am...Sam I am?
Probably none of you know who John Paul Jones is/was....thats ashame cause he was one helluva great American and a real man's man too. Plus he got lots of pussy and thats even more reason to admire him. Look him up and read about him people...you can do it!!!! There is even a book about his life by a guy named Morison...find a copy.
I wrote a book once, it was banned everywhere...even San Francisco.
Ah California,,,the state that gave us Nancy Pelosi and millions of illegals. I salute you!!!
Speaking of California...Annette passed away recently too. What a fucking cool chick...I miss her a lot and all the fun we had back then.
Ever heard of Robert Hubbs the third. That guys is one helluva awesome basketball player...fuck, he makes Michael Jordan look like Kurt Rambis.
I wanna go see a movie, Thor looks pretty good. Todays movies take me back to my days as a little tyke on Saturday morning. Cartoons, cartoons, cartoons!!!!
Man that Obamacare thing is a real fucking mess. Why don't they make the owners of Deviant arts president, at least they know how to build a functioning website...
Kanye West is always whining, whats wrong with that ugly little fucker anyhow. He is hooked up with a woman with a huge ass, isn't that enough for him?
If I didn't have a job, I wouldn't have a cell[phone. I don't geive a fuck what is posted on Facebook.
I watched this old movie online called Mr Boggs steps out...it was pretty funny, it had a nice ending too...sorta like Its a wonderful life.
If I donate money to the Tea Party will the IrS audit me? I hate those assholes. Why don't they just do their job and stay out of politics. Why don't they audit some of those people t hat gave one billion to obama, now there is some real crooks in that bunch!
I doubt there will ever be another Elvis although a shitload of people are trying...I doubt there will ever bee another Justin Beiber either thank God
Communism sucks huge infected peckers, I wish the USA wasn't full of them. Those people are filled with hate for everything, in a way I pity them and their rage.
Well guess thats all for now, let me know if you can help me!!!! Send cash only, please!!!
Your faithful mentor...MeAnuS